canadaislikeawholeothercountry:
I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”
w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g
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me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be
me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
HE SITS
Plomp
Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…
she is BETRAYED
@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you so much!
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rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao
this cryptid
This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving
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Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022
Us after reading this caption
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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
🍀🌰🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡☀⚡⭐🌠🌕🌔🌓🌒🌰⭐🌱🌿🍀🎆🌋🎇🌠🔮🔔💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💳💳💳💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌋🌊🌈🎆🎇🎉🎊🔓🔆🔓💰💸💳🔅📈🏁🍚⬆⬇↕🔄✳✴🌊🌈🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡🌋🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎍💸💸💸✴✳✳✳✳↕↕↕↕🎆🎇🌋✴✳🐇🐸🍀🌰🌱🌼🍀🍀🍀🌻🌺🍀🍀🌿🍀🌰🌱🌿🍀
Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
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llwi:
The ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Theme Song on Marimba by percussionist Aaron DeWayne.
When he switched to the dungeon theme I lost my mind
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i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’
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